Judging by the fact that some c__kwombles, living in the London Borough of Tower Hamlets, were so upset by the ‘chicken crisis’ currently plaguing KFC ‘eateries’, that some of them felt it necessary to call the Police, we felt that we needed to do something in order to help out these poor souls.
Being the kind and caring people that we are here at S__ts & Giggles HQ, we thought that we would send Medic Admin out in his home town in order to scour the bins for previously discarded half-eaten chicken pieces.
And, believe it or not, he has come up with the goods, and has managed to locate several half-eaten KFC meals which, upon closer inspection, are still fit for human consumption.
Our Oppos in the Metropolitan Police, have better things to do with their time than to deal with calls from members of the public who think that KFC running out of chicken, is a Police matter.
Once we have ‘cleaned’ the discarded chicken pieces lovingly collected by Medic Admin, then we will then set up an eBay auction where crackpots can bid on their favorite ‘delicacy’.
This should then mean that the under-resourced Police Oppos manning the ThinBlueLine can get back to having to deal with their mountains, upon mountains of existing paperwork, red tape and bureaucracy.
Mountains which have grown enormously in size, owing to the ridiculous cuts which have been made the Police budgets.
There is also an incredibly high possibility, that the muppets who called the Cops because KFC ran out of chicken, will receive a nomination for one of our coveted ‘Darwin Awards’ in the next issue of our banter-filled subscriber-only digital magazine.
However, with so many nominees coming to light this past week, it will be hard for our judges to determine exactly who should be awarded and officially acknowledged for their acts of stupidity.
Subscribe to our digital magazine, and help us to decide which of the ‘nominees’ really have stood out for their acts of common-sense-defying ludicracy, and should therefore be presented with a ‘Darwin Award’
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