The following ‘idea’ was sent into our team using the contact details below. We think this could work, what about you?
‘Anyone think this could catch on?
‘Thank-you for calling the ambulance service. Please select one of the following options:
Press 1 and shout “CLEAR” to be defibrillated.
Press 2 and we will post “u ok hun?” On your social media profile.
Press 3 and we’ll put you through to an advanced practitioner who will explain to you what lemsip is.
Press 4 if you intend to abuse our staff. You will be redirected to option one. Do not shout “CLEAR”.
Press 5 if you are head-fucked on mind bending drugs. Please specify your preferred colour of unicorn.
Press 6 if you are actually ill and require medical assistance. Please be aware we are currently trialling a lie detector and false answers will result in you being returned to option 1.
Thank you for calling and enjoy your emergency.
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