When we ponder what category of Criminal REALLY repulses & disgusts us, then a ‘burglar’ will often be at the forefront of people’s minds. And rightly so. These vile entities, masquerading as ‘humans’, like nothing more than to break into YOUR home, and steal YOUR ‘stuff’ that you have worked your little-cotton-socks-off to buy, after busting your gut for 14 hours a day at work doing a proper job.
They will often s**t & p**s in your house, marking their territory like a rabid dog. Sometimes, they will even help themselves to your food, and they might even hunt out your box of sex toys which are neatly ‘hidden’ under your bed. Because, believe it or not, burglars are often perverts, as well as thieves…

The vile entity featured in this article, was caught on a Louisiana (USA) home owners’ CCTV system walking around their property, looking for things to nick. When he realised that the homeowner had installed some CCTV (that actually worked), he felt that he needed to ‘hide’ his identity JUST before demolishing the camera…
This was despite the fact that he had already been filmed walking around the property for a good few minutes. Maybe he had picked up some tips about how best to hide his identity via a ‘Mission Impossible’ film? Lets face it, it takes a very high level of intelligence to work out how best to cover your tracks whilst engaging in criminal activity.

So even though this oxygen thief had been walking around the property for several minutes, he decided that he needed to hide his face (with a towel) JUST before he reached up to smash the security camera.
We have no idea as to whether or not the Slidell Police Department have managed to track down this cretin yet. But something tells us, that his days of freedom are quickly running out.
Written by one of the many admins of Emergency Services Humour, who is also a regular contributor to our eMagazine S__ts & Giggles – sign up here —>

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