Tag Archives: Emergency Services Humour

‘I Start As A Call Handler In Feb – I Could Do With Some Advice (Wrong Advice Only)’ | Guest Blog

Whenever a new member of the emergency services family joins up, then it’s always a wondrous and magnificent occasion.  This morning we had a message via our Facebook page from someone who will be joining the thin green line in Feb next year!  For the new recruit, then gone are the monotonous days of simply doing the same things over

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WATCH: ‘On The First Day Of Christmas The Trust Gave To Me…’

If you are lucky enough to get a meal break during your shift, then other than eating, reading our articles and sharing our posts, there’s not really that much else to do…. Or is there?  These two oppos (colleagues) managed to put together a catchy little number during one of their recent rare moments of downtime on the ‘tropical island’

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WATCH: This Is Why Father Christmas Should Stick To His Sleigh

Let’s face, not everyone can master the art of alighting from a rigid inflatable boat when trying to carry out an elegant dismount.  Especially not when the said boat is trying to make a beach landing; With the man himself (Father Christmas) being the passenger who is trying to pull off the perfect ‘dismount’.  Well, the bearded festive character found

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Aussie Cops Love A Kilt & Some Pipes

Few can deny that the hypnotic tones of the bagpipes often end up sending a shiver down your spine.  But have you ever seen a car full of Cops blowing the pipes whilst beating their drum? Probably not, but you will do in about 30 seconds! The video below of our oppos (colleagues) in Western Australia unleashing some harmonic melodies

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If This Image Doesn’t Make You Think Twice About Running From A Police Dog, Then Nothing Will!

Not only have I had the privilege of serving on the thin blue line, but I also had the ‘honour’ of helping my uncle (who was a dog handler for a number of years) ‘train’ the three different service dogs which he had during his time on the dog section – by volunteering as a human ‘dog chew’. One of

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The Most Complicated Kit In An Ambulance? The Triangular Bandage | Guest Blog

We all stared at the tiny package lying on the trolley bed.  No words were spoken, only intense concentration as if by the very thought it would open and place itself on our patient. We stared . . . then stared some more. I scratched my head whilst one of the crew scratched their chin.  The other went to suggest

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WATCH: Ninja Training For Medics Gets Underway…But Isn’t Going Well

Before you watch the video below and potentially go berserk claiming that this medic “should be working” or before you make the silly statement regarding “So that’s where my taxes go” just remember, that there is a period BEFORE a shift starts as well as when a shift ENDs and there is something even rarer known as a ‘BREAK’. Apologies

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Male ‘Falls Over’ And Ends Up With His Hand Stuck In Friends Rectum

Out of all of the gigabytes of material which we receive on a daily basis, there’s always two types of content we enjoy sharing the most: videos and screenshots of  bizarre calls which our oppos (colleagues) have to deal with. As you would expect, we do not know the ‘finer’ details of this particular call; only that someone ended up

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No Driving Licence? No Problem! You Can STILL Launch Your Boat….

Losing your driving licence because you have been up to no good, is probably going to end up meaning that you will no longer be able to enjoy the relative freedoms which come with owning a car. Take, for example, if you happen to own a boat and you need a car in order to launch and recover the vessel.

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Our MESSAGE To The Public On Bonfire Night: Please Don’t Act Like A D**K

This message only applies to the 1% of people who cannot control their excitement at the thought of being allowed to send small rockets into the air and who, as a result of their inability to control their excitement, will end up acting like a d**k tonight. In particular, this message is aimed fairly and squarely at the imbeciles who

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