Category Archives: Clueless Criminals

Drunk Driver Flashes FAKE ID Card To Plain Clothed Police Officers

The worrying trend of people buying fake police ID cards seems to becoming more prevalent as shown by an incident that occurred recently in the London borough of Brent.  For reasons unknown, a driver of a black Mercedes took it upon himself to flash his fake ID at what he thought was just another motorist.  However, the ‘motorist’ in this

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Vile Person Spits On Police Car Parked Outside Of Hospital – Thanks For The DNA!

It is often the case that people who tend to ‘hate’ the police are not endowed with a lot of common sense. As is clearly shown here by virtue of the fact that a vile person decided to unload a hefty amount of spit on this police car. The vehicle was parked outside of Heartlands Hospital in Birmingham. When Officers

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Now People Have Started To Steal Defibrillators!

I am not sure just how many lives are saved by Public Access Defibrillators (PADs) each year, but you can imagine that the number is significant. A defibrillator is a device that gives a high energy electric shock to the heart through the chest wall to someone who is in cardiac arrest. This high energy shock is called defibrillation, and it’s an

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BUFFOONS Trash WW2 Waterfall Memorial In Ramsgate With Washing Up Liquid

People are seething after a bunch of no-hopers decided to pour fairy liquid into a WW2 memorial waterfall causing the entire memorial to disappear under a ‘cloud’ of bubbles. Locals woke up on Tuesday morning to find that their much-loved memorial to those who paid the ultimate sacrifice during WW2 had been turned into a foaming mess. To mark Remembrance

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No Driving Licence? No Problem! You Can STILL Launch Your Boat….

Losing your driving licence because you have been up to no good, is probably going to end up meaning that you will no longer be able to enjoy the relative freedoms which come with owning a car. Take, for example, if you happen to own a boat and you need a car in order to launch and recover the vessel.

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Our MESSAGE To The Public On Bonfire Night: Please Don’t Act Like A D**K

This message only applies to the 1% of people who cannot control their excitement at the thought of being allowed to send small rockets into the air and who, as a result of their inability to control their excitement, will end up acting like a d**k tonight. In particular, this message is aimed fairly and squarely at the imbeciles who

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BUFFOONS Slash Tyres Of Met Police Car Whilst Officers Helped Fire Victims

Response team officers were helping their colleagues in the London Fire Brigade who were dealing with a residential fire to help “ensure that nobody was inside or injured” whilst a buffoon slashed the tyres to their police vehicle. A spokesperson for the Metropolitan Police has condemned the mindless actions of the numpty responsible for taking the immediate response vehicle out

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Male Calls 999 And Asks For Ambulance Whilst Being CHASED By The Police!

To try and empathise with the subhuman creatures that lurk in the damp, gloomy basement of HQ, fed on a diet of stale bread and cold coffee, otherwise known as call handlers, dispatchers and comms officers, I have occasionally been known to dip my toe in and say hello. On one occasion I was invited to listen into some of

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WATCH: HOAX Caller LIES About 2-Month-Old In CARDIAC ARREST

Hoax callers tend to be a sad, lonely and attention seeking bunch of individuals who somehow think that the emergency services are there to keep them entertained as they lead what must be incredibly boring and dull lives. These individuals dial 999 with a wide range of different stories and seem to somehow ‘get off’ on the fact that they

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WATCH: Burglar Receives INSTANT KARMA Whilst Trying To Break Into Restaurant

When breaking into other people’s businesses in order to steal their takings, or other ‘things’ then burglars can expect zero sympathy from most people when it alls goes a bit wrong. And quite often things DO go wrong. Which will come as a nice surprise to most people who are outside of the emergency services fraternity and who may not

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