SOS Phone Encourages People To Call 999 In An Emergency. But Doesn’t Have The Number ‘9’

If you have ever found yourself walking around the coast (for whatever reason) then, chances are, you might have seen one of the yellow ‘SOS’ phones dotted around the coastline. The yellow emergency phone in the featured image was spotted at Harlech Beach, in Wales. Before mobile phones took over the world, these SOS phones […]

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Sheep Claim ‘Police Brutality’ After Being Held Against Their Will…

All-too-often, people who have no experience of policing other than watching ‘documentaries’ on TV will insist that the police are being ‘brutal’ when, in reality, they just, well, policing. However, some sheep recently had to endure the full ‘force’ of so-called police brutality after they were held against their will having (we assume) staged a […]

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Firefighters Spotted Setting Traps For Unsuspecting Police Officers Whilst Wearing Balaclavas

There has always been a healthy interservice rivalry and banter between the different divisions of the emergency services – especially within the police force and fire service. However, we have seen ‘evidence’ that firefighters at Walsall Fire Station have been setting traps for any police officers who happen to enter their station in need of […]

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When ECG’s Go Horribly WRONG!

Before I begin telling you about today’s events, I’ll need to explain a couple of abbreviations to the non-medically minded amongst you. SVT – supraventricular tachycardia (bloody fast heart best) MI – myocardial infarction (heart attack) ECA – Emergency Care Assistant (my glamorous assistant) ECG – electrocardiograph (squiggly lines that tell us what your heart […]

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It Probably Won’t Be Long Until The Police Are FORCED To Live Stream Incidents To Social Media!

One of the few things you can be sure of after the police have dealt with a critical or major incident, is that there will be a legion of graduates from the College of Professional Bystanders who will critique the police on their tactics. In reality, the most experience these arm chair detectives have of […]

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