Category Archives: You Couldn’t Make it Up

Drug Dealer Parks In Front Of Marked Police Van Then Wonders Why He’s Arrested

Police based in St Michaels (West Midlands) recently tweeted about their surprise after a drug dealer decided to park his car right in front of where they were parked. The male driver of the blue Focus had ’70 wraps of class ‘A’ Drugs’ on him when the police carried out a search of him and his vehicle. He was arrested

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Male Calls 999 Because He Ran Out Of Mobile Phone Credit

Let’s just let that headline sink in for a minute……. A member of the public actually called the emergency services via 999, asked to be put through to the police and, upon being asked what his emergency was, told the force control room (Essex) staff that he was calling because he had run out of credit. He wanted and expected

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WATCH: This Is Why You Should ALWAYS Make Sure Your Child Seat Is Secured

Video footage has emerged online of the moment a young toddler is ejected from a moving vehicle as it rounds a bend. In the footage (below), the grey coloured car carrying the child drives through a relatively sharp right-hand bend at which point a toddler who was strapped into a car seat is ejected from the car and ends up

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Man Calls 999 And Asks For The Police As Wife Won’t Cook Him Dinner

Staff based at the Essex Police Control room have tweeted about their frustration of having to take an emergency call from a male who wanted to complain about about his wife not making him dinner. Just what the male thought the police would/could do is a complete mystery. Most people tend to just sort themselves out with some food if

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‘Coward’ Who Ran From Police Crashes Car Leaving 18-Month Baby Inside

Sometimes you read or hear about an incident and are left completely dumbfounded by the selfishness and cowardliness of another human being. Yesterday evening, @DerbyshireRPU tweeted about a vehicle that had failed to stop for them and ended up on its roof: “Long Eaton yesterday. “Corsa on false plates fails to stop. Lost in Town centre. Then found flipped on

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Crime Commissioner Admits To Being Victim Of TV Licence SCAM

A police and crime commissioner who advised residents not to fall for a fake TV licence scam has revealed his embarrassment at himself being conned by the fake TV licensing email. Norfolk’s Police and Crime Commissioner Lorne Green inadvertantly gave his credit card details away to fraudsters after he received a fake email telling him that he needed to pay

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Driver With No Licence Or Insurance Caught Speeding At 123MPH: ‘Wanted A Kebab From Manchester’

Most of us have been there; you end up getting the munchies late at night and the only ‘food’ that you crave is a greasy doner kebab with all of the ‘trimmings’ (normally just loads of onions and soggy lettuce). If you are ‘lucky’ enough to live near to a fast food outlet, then all you need to do is

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Police Appeal For Help In Finding Male With Stolen Police Lights

Officers have today released CCTV images of a man who they wish to speak to after police lights were stolen from a car whilst it was parked at Sunderland Railway Station.  Perhaps the male in blue has a bizarre and creepy fascination with the colour blue owing to the fact that he was wearing a blue jacket and blue trousers

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WATCH: Police Search For Male Caught On Camera Licking Doorbell For 3 Hours!

Officers in California started a search for a creepy man who was caught on a home surveillance video rampantly licking the doorbell of a family’s home for just over three hours before ‘relieving himself’ in the family’s front garden. The bewildered family in Salinas, USA, called the police after their CCTV security system caught the man and his bizarre rendezvous

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WATCH: Driver Undertakes Unmarked Police Car By Mounting The Pavement

Have you ever been out driving and seen a manoeuvre being pulled off by another motorist and thought: ‘I wish the police saw that’? More often than not, you are just left feeling frustrated after witnessing the sort of driving that defies common sense and then you just have to carry on with your day. One motorist who did decide

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