Category Archives: National Security

Conditions At Her Majesty’s Prison Birmingham, Currently Being Run By G4S, Cited As Being ‘Appalling’ By Prison Inspectors

The Ministry of Justice has announced that it will take over the running of HMP Birmingham from G4S after conditions at the prison were labelled as being ‘appalling’ The decision to take over the prison comes after the prison inspector warned that HMP Birmingham had “slipped into crisis” following its most recent inspection where it was discovered that conditions at

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The Unknown Heroic Van Driver Who ‘Tried To STOP Attack On Cyclists’ During The Westminster Incident

The mystery driver of a white Ford Transit van allegedly saw Salih Khater’s car veering into the  security lane next to the Houses of Parliament and apparently tried to pursue the Fiesta being driven by Khater. The Evening Standard are reporting that the mystery driver of the transit van raced after the Fiesta but quickly became stuck behind another civilian

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WESTMINSTER INCIDENT UPDATE: What We Know So Far

  by Cop(ex) | @ES_Humour  | About Us | Contact Us A MALE has been detained and arrested on suspicion of terrorist offences after a SILVER CAR crashed into the large barriers along an access road to the House of Parliament. The vehicle appears to have been driven down the access road towards the Houses of Parliament, at which point the

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Common Sense Prevails As Former Soldier Who Volunteered To Fight Against ISIS Is FREED

James Matthews, 43, walks free from Court after the CPS offered ‘no evidence’ in the case against him.   Tuesday 31st July | by Cop(ex) | @ES_Humour     Mr Matthews was accused of joining the YPG in 2015 having served three tours with the Kurdish militia group as he volunteered to risk his own life in order to help them

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URGENT MESSAGE TO POLITICIANS: 93% Of People DO NOT CARE What Happens To ‘Islamic State’ ‘Beatles Duo’

Our poll shows that 93% of people don’t care about what happens to the two suspected murderers. Tuesday 24th July | Connect with us on Twitter      Yesterday (23rd July) we created a poll on one of our Facebook pages, Emergency Services Humour (245,000 followers) and asked if our followers cared about what happened to the ‘Beatles’ duo. We

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It used to take at least TWO YEARS to become a TRAINEE DETECTIVE. Now you become one in THREE MONTHS!

  11th June ’18  | Twitter @ES_Humour | Contact us |Visit our Website   Due to the MASSIVE shortfall in the number of detectives, you could now become one in THREE MONTHS… Having had ZERO experience in Policing.   ‘Graduates’ can now be trained to become detectives in just 12 weeks under a controversial new plan being introduced by the Home

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Police Try To Use Dead Man’s Finger to Unlock iPhone

Wednesday 25th April 2018 0837 –  @ES_Humour via Twitter | Visit our website | Contact Us   Police Went to a Funeral Home to Unlock a Dead Man’s Phone With His Finger (US)   Police in Florida (US) went to a funeral home and managed to use the finger of its deceased owner in order to try and unlock his mobile

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How do you fancy becoming a ‘counter-terrorism citizen’?

It was only last year, that several evil and twisted souls brought carnage onto the streets of the UK. We all have a tendency to become complacent when the months start to pass in between such evil and twisted attacks. And I say ‘in between attacks’ intentionally, because it is only down to the hard work of the Police &

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Police in Beijing are the first to use facial-recognition glasses to ID car passengers

Facial recognition technology isn’t new. But Police Officers wearing facial-recognition glasses to identify the occupants of vehicles is! Cops in Beijing started trailing the facial recognition glasses last week and, let’s face it, it’s not as if they needed to seek the approval of the public before going ahead with the trial. And, personally, I don’t see why they should

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